Fund raising goal…: $10,000,000
Donations received: $0
I want your money, give it to me. What will I do with your money? That’s none of your fucking business. You donate your money to our other toothless chihuahuas and don’t know how it is spent. So why would you expect anything different from me? Like all our other toothless chihuahuas, I’ve no intention of being transparent and accountable. So fod off!
The good thing about suckers like you is that you lack common sense and critical reasoning. Let me explain this in a way even a numbskull like yourself can understand. We toothless chihuahuas work alone. We have no numbers, no resources, no reach and no muscle. We have no organization, no discipline and no leadership. We are in a global war and refuse to commit to the only course of action that can win this war for us, you know, unity with our large scale numbers. Until we unite, there is nothing we toothless chihuahuas do that can win this global war for us. If you had even two neurons firing together in that empty space inside your head, you would immediately know every penny you donate to us toothless chihuahuas is wasted. But hey, no one has ever accused you of being a rocket scientist. And that’s what we toothless chihuahuas are counting on.
Oh sure, up front, I’ll reassure you and everyone else that I’m doing due diligence and putting every penny to good use – wink, wink, nudge, nudge, chuckle, chuckle!
Off the record, I promise to squander every penny you donate. Like all our toothless chihuahus, I promise I’ll have no real results to show for your donations. It’s all smoke and mirrors! So ya, gimme your money. Screw your time, I’m not looking for volunteers, that gives me jack shit.
So ya, gimme your money. Screw your time, I’m not looking for volunteers, that gives me jack shit.
Here’s what I want. Send me a check, with your signature and add the number one (1) in the amount space. I’ll add the zeros…after the one.
Trust me. I’m the real deal, I’m a real freedom fighter. I may work alone but that is because I’m the only one in Canada that really knows how to fight and win this global war. So get your check books out and keep me in the life style I want to become accustomed to.
Sincerely,
Ian